Let's Be Real.

Well, once again! A blog after a lengthy hiatus. 

On a side note, this blog doesn't intend to hate or hurt anyone but if you're still hurt after reading this, you really need a reality check honey.

So, let's start with my most favourite topic! 

Social Media!🥳

It's not that I'm not on social media platforms. Yes, of course I am. I mean who's not? 

But there are different types of people on these platforms.

Yes, I'm categorizing you, bud!

1) The Beggars.

 

● Well, it takes time to really 

understand these people.Firstly,they put up stories asking for likes and comments and later send you such stories personally too. But when you comment below their pictures, they're like "Omg! Thank you so much!" 

Duh!

You asked for it dumbhead so

stop acting like you didn't see 

it coming.😑

These are also the most toxic 

kinda people you'll ever find. 

(Actually, you don't even wanna find 

them.)

Anyway~~~

These people upload sad quotes and 

some even put pictures of them crying and then wait for their inbox to flood with messages asking, 

"Omg what happened? Are you alright?" 

But if you ask them what happened,

they're like, "My mom shouted at me, no one cares about me, etc" 

Like seriously, bro?

No matter what picture you upload,

I'm not gonna waste my energy on some stupid kiddo.🙂

2) The Fake Depression aka Attention  Seekers.

     

●  Okay so these people aren't even 

depressed. They're just fed up        with their daily routine and have no one to talk to.

(Mostly because no one wants to talk to them.)

And then their brain comes up with ideas like, "Bro! Let's be depressed. Umm... Fake hi sahi! At least then people might start asking about my

whereabouts".These cracked brains don't even have the slightest idea about what depression actually is!

3) The 'According To Me' kinda people.

(Also the people who use dumb lingos)

    

●  These people upload their pictures  and ask people to comment below their posts but don't say that only appreciative comments are welcomed. If someone comments with a laughing emoji, they delete the comment. Why? 

Firstly, you asked me to comment on your picture which I didn't even feel like doing, besides, you're expecting a good comment too!

>Aise kaise chalega?

And all these words like bruh,

kyoot, bubbye, lobe and especially 'BISH'. Don't your phones have 

auto-correct feature? If not,then at least learn the spellings of the

words before posting!

4)I don't know how to categorize      these  people. Firstly, they upload

pictures showing their private parts then turn off comments. Look even you know that it's not quite okay to post such pictures which reveals your body.

Doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl. We are NOT interested in seeing your body. 

IT IS YOUR BODY so love it instead

of showing it to the world.

5) "What If I Die?" and 'WANT'

● All of us know who these people are. These people keep asking others on their stories how they'd react if this fool dies. I mean how can you even ask such a question man? 

Then come these weirdos who put pictures of food on their stories and say WANT.

Arey khaa toh raha hai ab kya chahiye?

(You're already eating it, what more do you want?)

■ On a side note, these aren't random  made up things just to make it sound funny okay.😑 (nothing was funny though 😅)

■ Everything mentioned in this blog  are all coming from my experience of social media since day one.

▪︎ Roasting and all is fun but please

DO NOT promote it through your

stories or else imma break your empty head. 

▪︎ I won't say Don't Hate because you  can't really do that. Even if you hate someone or something,instead of asking people to do the same or telling them to unfollow that person,just keep it to yourself.

▪︎ STOP begging! If they genuinely like your picture, they'll click the

like button and will surely shower love in the comment section. 

▪︎ STOP saying I Love You and sending

red hearts to every other person. LOVE is not some random emotion. It has a deep meaning. Besides, lessen using red hearts for random people because even that's an emoji used to express love so use it for the people whom you genuinely love.

▪︎ STOP asking people how you look. If you're not satisfied with yourself, work on yourself. Social media is NOT a place to display and discuss your personal lives.

▪︎ If you think something's wrong, just share your opinion instead of bashing and swearing. 

▪︎ It's Better To Be Real. Don't put 

useless filters on yourself just to look pleasing.

(I'm not talking about the Instagram and Snapchat filters😑) 

▪︎ Also instead of wishing them on your stories, try wishing them

personally and STOP REPOSTING them on your stories so that the forgotten one's can see and wish you. GROW UP BUDDY!(some who just repost them for showing the world how many wishes they got, I salute your stupidity mate)

And special shoutout to the  people who put badly edited and childhood pictures of their friends. Look buddy just keep it to yourself, we really don't find your friend cute or funny and on the other hand, the friend who ACTS like this picture popped out of nowhere,honey you really need some mental therapy. Besides people wishing their family members on Whatsapp statuses and Instagram stories, are y'all mentally stable enough to understand that that toddler and your grandparents don't use these apps.Look they're right in front of you and instead of writing such big paragraphs for your family members on social media, just tell them personally. I bet that'll make them feel much more special.

{JUST SAYING, RECENTLY MY FRIEND SAID AND I QUOTED,"WHILE EXPRESSING LOVE TO  YOUR LOVED ONE'S, YOU DON'T NEED ANY EMOJIS"}

I'm not talking about artists or models here, they have to promote their work on all possible sites. It's my personal experience with locals on social media sites. Besides, I know this blog was a bit lengthy but I just wanted to put my heart out and write this one with honesty.

  

Today's song suggestion: The Stranger by Billy Joel. (Don't forget to read the lyrics.)

Have a great day!

                                                           -Shriya.